Employee quits job after entitled coworker steals his commissions, only to be hired back as a consultant who gets to boss the coworker around: ‘It was brilliant’

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  • "Steal my commission? Fine enjoy doing my work while I work as a 'consultant'"

    So my first job was a retail job selling audio and TVs. I worked at a store that is basically Walmart. The numbers represent what I made in US. I also worked
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  • pay, it fell away if you went over commission. So if your basic was $500 and you made commission of $550 you would made the larger number. We also got paid
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  • pension and medical insurance as per the law. As a sales person I also had to set up displays, do stock count, restock shelves and
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  • and all the admin in fact my OCD and ADHD meant I was almost too good. This meant my sales sked a lot.
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  • So I worked with this guy called Lorenzo because that's his name. Now this dude was a shark. He would steal sales i.e. hijack customers. Dispute sales
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  • etc. Basically he would do anything but the admin tasks. So basically sell. The one day I sold a really expensive TV and audio combo that made me $300.
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  • name because it was "his customer". So basically I lost that $300 and I couldn't dispute it. I was J livid. I decided I was done with this job and everything
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  • else. So I went to the managers office and quit on the spot. Signed all the papers and walked out. All before 9am Monday morning.
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  • Now all this admin had not been done (so pricing, stock count, restocking, Display making / adjusting) because Lorenzo just never did it. So I just left
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  • following Tuesday morning saying that he wanted me back because all the admin wasn't done and corporate were on his. Long story short I agreed that I would help if I come as a
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  • contractor where I get paid benefits and pension, a generous hourly rate (it worked out to 4 times my basic salary and a quarter of the hours. So basically I
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  • got paid $2000 a month to be a sub contracted manager. He and I agree on the terms and go back to work Wednesday. This is where it
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  • was beautiful. I had to train Lorenzo to do everything and document where and how he made mistakes. I didn't have to get my hands dirty all I did was direct and tell Lorenzo how
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  • and where to put things. I worked 10am until 2pm and got weekends off. So seeing Lorenzo struggle was brilliant. Listening to him complain and moan was also heart-warming.
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  • While he worked I would just take out my laptop sit at a desk overlooking the floor while I video gamed and did what I wanted all while supervising Uselesso.
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  • He moved to another store after 6 weeks because he hated the fact I was on his a e. In the end I got rehired full time basically being a trainer and sub contracted
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  • manager. I was hired by corporate/head office not by my store I worked for a year and then moved on. So don't mess with the guy who does all the heavy lifting.
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  • TLDR: Look at me I'm your personal manager now Edit: Grammar Edit 2: Fixed my hours (4) hours)
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  • III_Industry6452 I love how you turned a wrong to your favor. And it's super good that you got to do the part of the job you were really good at and get even with the guy who stole your commission.
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  • Big Tex380 This is so well written. "Uselesso" made me audibly laugh. Well played.
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